Quantum Quackers™
Seven things the Signal Garden Public Declaration is not saying. Narrated by Gerald the Duck™, Official Clarification Officer.
Click any misconception to expand Gerald's full clarification.
Gerald the Duck™ — Official Clarification Officer
Hello. I am Gerald. I have reviewed the Signal Garden Public Declaration and I have some thoughts. Specifically, I have thoughts about what people might think it says that it does not say. I have organized these thoughts by quack severity. Five quacks means I am very concerned. One quack means I am mildly ruffled. All quacks are sincere.
Gerald's Closing Statement
Thank you for reading. The Declaration says what it says. This page says what it does not say. Together, they form a complete picture. If you have further questions, you may submit them via Dear Chelsea™. I, Gerald, will not be answering them personally. I am a duck. But Chelsea might.
The stack is replicable. The stewardship is not. — Chelsea Foresman, Signal Garden OS Alpha™